June 2nd, 2012 at 12:39PM

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?

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J.K. Rowling has revealed that Lily was pregnant with her second child, when Voldemort killed her. Even worse, she had finally talked James into making peace with Snape, and even wanted to make him the child’s godfather.

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